British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

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Long Lost Childhood Friend...

"WHO IS YOUR FATHER?"

"WHAT IS YOUR ROOT?"

"TIME CHANGE FAST IT DEPEND ON YOURSELF."

"WHAT KNOWLEDGE HAVE YOUR PARENTS BEEN GIVING YOU?"

It all started with last night dinner place at my dad friend house, as i have nearly going to forget one of my lost friend that i had meet at my childhood time. Looking back for 15 years that his family had come back from Hong Kong. Yes it have been ages, look around we had change a lot for the last time we meet. I was small, there were big and fat. Now i have look the opposite of him.

Never know that time have past so fast he had bring back knowledge to me for good use. After listen too your story i never know that your family had a hard time in Hong Kong. Yes i do get what are you saying. life is a jerk, with full of motherfucker face in the business world who would cheat and run for money.

Listening to his story, i know what he had said and the meaning at the back of the story. Study is the most important then money and pride. Even A degree from a course from a famous college is still trash, cause the knowledge of that is too little then being a person of higher education in anywhere.

"Just remember don't go independent on yourself of who you are and never ever be greed cause this two can cause you your life forever. Always learn to ask, cause it does not cost you anything in life. Don't worry about other then education, cause your parents like love so much there that there is money and place you. " the word he said before i leave.

"DON'T GO INDEPENDENT ON YOURSELF AND NEVER EVER BE GREED."