ESCAPE ME!!!

Answer my call... I really have something too tell you. Maybe this is the last i will heard your voice to know the answer.

Real Life Add Math Formula *copy from Jeff*

1st at all, what I post below is just for fun, don't treat it as real OK~ Feel a bit bored and stress? Try to do a following add math simplify question~ For girl, please don't angry as u see the answer, it is just a funny formula(to my dear, please don't angry, I not agree to the answer too):

Girl = Times x Money
please simplify the question above.

Try this before you see what is the answer.
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For those who don't know how to simplify, answer is below.......
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Answer is here, LOL~

Sex is like math = Sex move can apply in math too.

Well lately i been surfing around looking for BMW M3 E92 and also Z4, till i came across with this pic found in Google.

I was shock about the formula for this math move which i don't know who is this Sucker who make this kind of poster and post it up in the internet which sex is like math...

To the person who is responsible about this just remember math is not a topic to laugh about, cause we use math to solve problem. So thing again before you act it again.

"Sex is like math
Add the bed,
subtract the Clothes,
divide the legs...
And pray to god
you don't multiply!"

Well to those open minded people out there please don't hurt little kids out there which is surfing the net. this may spoil their life, family name and also bring in a very negative sign to thier brain. so this is still not the time to let them know sex first.

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

P.S History Will Not Remember Us For How Much We Did For The Country...

resolution for 2009

well for every new year,everyone will make their resolution after 31 dec and ect ...
but i am special i make it after Chinese New Year... well funny cant said much but i wish my resolution will come true not 1 but 10 of it.